Two Grand on Man U
Two Grand on Man U

Summary/Abstract: And so I’m porkin’, and porkin’, workin’ on my triceps and watchin’ TV. I mean, I didn’t feel like porkin’ at all, but, brother, she just won’t pipe down, goes on like a broken record: “do ya love me, do ya love me?”, and what am I supposed to do, nothin’, I start porkin’, no alternative. I’m not some fuckin’ faggot to say, “Oh, yeah, I love ya too!” I express myself sexually. I mean, brothers, let me tell ya, don’t ya ever tell yer pussy ya love her, ya get dumped before ya say cock. When a bird asks ya if ya love her, she’s just testin’ ya, man, to see if ya’ve gone soft, pullin’ ya on, fuckin’ bitch.

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